It comes with two subwoofers.
November Your Mom
September Peanut Butter Crackers…
…Sexy.October Peaches, fuck yeah
July onion rings
January Jelly Belly
October Brownie with nuts
October Egg in a Basket
*shows up 15 minutes late with a crappy dorito comic*
Origin Stories: CAPTAIN DORITO (this is part 1) (part 2 out next week or something)
ok but give me one good reason why you wouldn’t date Kermit the frog besides that he is a puppet and a frog
I can’t beat Miss Piggy in a fight. She’s very strong and knows karate.
i like having my own apartment bc it means when my family comes to visit i can just say “you’re under my roof” and they can’t protest shit
update my dad is grounded